Why do men have nipples?

Its a normal Saturday. Watched 127 hours, yeah it was really heartbreaking and disgusting, and The Notebook, ahh, just romantic (':. Went out for dinner with relatives, nothing much, tasty food, feels like im getting a sore throat. After dinner we went to Ikano. Went to the bookstores as usual and found a really interesting book, Why do men have nipples?

This book contains answers to many weird questions. Hmm, let me see if i do remember some.

Q1 Does oysters make you horny?

ans: Nah it doesnt. However, it contains thingys that stimulates you, so yeah.

Q2 Are sperm nutritious? Do they make you fat? Are they Healthy?

ans: Yes, yes and yes. Sperm contains glucose which are secreted from the prostate gland to allow the sperm to swimmm (: They do not contain fat so yeah, and they contain loads of vitamins so yes, they are healthy. LADIES.

Q3 Does women ejaculate?

ans: Yes, some do.

Q4 Does our nipple erect?

ans: Yeah it does, when you get horny.

Q5 Why do men erect in the morning?

ans: REP (Rapid eye something) during sleeping. For some reason your penis just erects.

Q6 Does the penis "snaps"?

ans: Yeah, the muscle will when it gets erm.. to rough..

Q7 What are micropenis?

ans: Penis that are super small, caused by frequent change to an angry mood or anythin negative.

I think thats all i remembered. Well, its the most interesting one, if not for you, it is still, for me. (: Dont have the mood to continue so, yeah cya!

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