Monday, April 18, 2011

A Glimpse of My Way of Life

Ever wondered why im such a pain-in-the-ass kinda happy guy? Why im never ever moody nor sad? Well, i'll tell you why, just stay on, keep readin, it'll be long. (: This blog is opened to the whole world, so if you see this, i hope it'll help you change your way of life. (:

Lets start from the begining, I treat every single bad thing that happened in my life as what i chose. Hey, if it didnt happen, im not what i am today yeah? Its like every single thing, every event, brought me to this present time, this time thats called me. I appreciate every hurt that life has slammed on me. Hmm, lets take an example, one of the greatest lessons that i've ever learned. (:

Remember Mas? hahah yeah, you'll be wondering why i broke up with her. Some know, right josh, Sab and vicky? Hahah. You know if it didnt happened, i'll never stay so, well, happy you know. That event told me to well, love life, respect parents, and love my friends. When I was with her, there was never a day where i'll not be moody, you know, depressed and all. After i broke up with her, many thing has changed, life has been great, spending time with my family and friends rather than staring at the friggin comp chatting. Owh yeah, thats why i hate the internet, spoils people's relationship. Hahah, anyways, i also learned that i shouldnt have such a quiet relationship, its just dumb. Hahah (:

Hmm lets bring this in, seems interesting. Since last year, i've been learning alot of things, mostly from books from the self improvement area. I've found The Secret, The Power, Converstaions with God (ITS NOT RELIGIOUS), Love as a Way of Life and many more. What im really intrigued with is the Law of Attraction. Why? IT FRIGGIN WORKS, HOLY SHIT. Yeah, i cang et what ever i want, in fact, i've already gotten all of em! Take a quick look at this, if you think real hard, everything is inter-realated. This becomes that, that becaomes this, its the same. Its cycles. THe Earth belongs to all of us, Everything on earth is ours. ITS OURS, ITS MINE, ITS YOURS. I can have everything, as long as i stay true to it. One way to practise it? Say to yourself, I HAVE THIS, not I WANT THIS. THis sounds like a positive class thigny, but trust me, it works. hehe (:

IF you've read until here, i guess you actually are interested and want to know more huh? Well yeah, i'll tell you. DO you hate anyone? WEll, i do, and its not wrong. WEll, nothign is wrong until you categorize it as wrong, right? You hate him/her because he/she doesnt satisfy your needs, as a human. Sounds scientific? Its the only way you'll understand in earthly terms. (: Im not an alien. I dont hate anyone. In fact, i love my enemies, if i have one, which i dont. I used to hate people, until this few learning years. I allow them to criticize me, i'll take it in, find my fault, but if dont have any fault, i'll agree with them and continue, or let them be. (:

It feels good being happy, no doubt. Trust me, its the greatest feeling you'll ever feel. It'll blind your negativities away. I mean feelings by the way, but if you start being happy, everything will be happy, every one will be, everything will go right the way you want it to. I have to go now, bathing, Horny, Sab, Sam and ZhengShao is comin over to watch a movie, i need to bath. Anyways, i hope you understand, and be as happy as i am. (:

Happy is cool. :B


Saturday, April 16, 2011

Why do men have nipples?

Its a normal Saturday. Watched 127 hours, yeah it was really heartbreaking and disgusting, and The Notebook, ahh, just romantic (':. Went out for dinner with relatives, nothing much, tasty food, feels like im getting a sore throat. After dinner we went to Ikano. Went to the bookstores as usual and found a really interesting book, Why do men have nipples?

This book contains answers to many weird questions. Hmm, let me see if i do remember some.

Q1 Does oysters make you horny?
ans: Nah it doesnt. However, it contains thingys that stimulates you, so yeah.

Q2 Are sperm nutritious? Do they make you fat? Are they Healthy?
ans: Yes, yes and yes. Sperm contains glucose which are secreted from the prostate gland to allow the sperm to swimmm (: They do not contain fat so yeah, and they contain loads of vitamins so yes, they are healthy. LADIES.

Q3 Does women ejaculate?
ans: Yes, some do.

Q4 Does our nipple erect?
ans: Yeah it does, when you get horny.

Q5 Why do men erect in the morning?
ans: REP (Rapid eye something) during sleeping. For some reason your penis just erects.

Q6 Does the penis "snaps"?
ans: Yeah, the muscle will when it gets erm.. to rough..

Q7 What are micropenis?
ans: Penis that are super small, caused by frequent change to an angry mood or anythin negative.

I think thats all i remembered. Well, its the most interesting one, if not for you, it is still, for me. (: Dont have the mood to continue so, yeah cya!

I love my family and friends no more than my life.
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Friday, April 15, 2011

Supermann

Alright, this sucks, i wrote the whole thing and booom, my lights went out, so did the comp. ): Today was absolutely fun and boring. The fun part, we finished our dance! Woooooo! yeah and we ate awesome food. (: The boring part, we watched a boring movie at Josh's house and our swimming plan got cancelled by the TITS flooding the pool. Umm yeah, TITS.

Morning, I woke up at 7, rolled around thinkin about something i am confused of, then got up at 8, did some stuff, got to Sab's at 9. We played, sang, danced, pee-ed, ate (Pasta and hong tong shui?) and later that day went to Josh's to watch Final Destination idk what episode. IT WAS SICK, yeah, uncensored sex scene? comeon! It was boring throughout the whole thingy. After that, we went swimming, failed, and before that, ate pizza, thanks Josh's mummie! (: Talked awhile and walked back home with Sab, Josh and Horny. We wanted the rain to come crashing down on us, we really wanted to get soaked anyways. Didnt happen so we talked. IT was fun. (: Especially the part where we talked about Wan Qi falling down that day. I fell down too but ermm, it doesnt really matter, it was still funny! "PAT!" (:

Got home, went to Josh's house, watched horny and Joshy kill some people on Black Ops, wasnt interested, got headache, went home, used comp, went on facebook, youtube, google, blogspot, and formspring. Owh yeah about formspring, it was, wild. Hahah, people are really curious on who i like yeah? Well i like someone and well, whoever that asked that, it could be you. hahah (: thats all i could say. I guess im just that cool. :b

Dinner was FANTASTICly delicous. Ummm, i cooked "fast die noodle", translate that in chinese and you'll get it, and baked sausage seasoned with lemon, grapeseed oil ( ran out of olive oil, but they're both healthy), thyme, pepper and salt topped with soy lethicin granules (dont ask me what it is, found it on my table, and its healthy) and finished with green bean soup. (: I guess being home alone is good yeah?

Overall today was fun, the blackout was scary, paranormal... omygosh. Cockroaches... Darn lets not talk about that. See ya soon (:

I love my life, family and friends alot
I hope you love me too (:



Thursday, April 14, 2011

My first Postt


Hello. Im a human. (: This is my first blog, i'll write every single thing that happened in my life here.

So, today, i baked a banana cake. (: yeah that's all. Boring, i know. Trust me its boring here. Life has been good to me. Owh, lets talk about the normal stuff now! (: I have formspring! wooooo. I dont know how to use it tho.. For some reason, people keep asking me stupid questions. I went to Sabrina's page and woah, theres aload of haters. Hahah i hope i dont. Cuz im cool. (: Hahah.

My first question was, Do you like anyone?
Of course i dO! Who doesnt? Who's that anyways?

I watched american idol, its boring. There goes, my boring day again. (: No more Pia, no more nice vocals. ):

Me, Josh and Horny, erm Horng Liang are planning on making our first iPhone app, so IF it does go on the stores, please support by buying them.

You know whert, blogging is fun, it wastes my boring time. (: There goes, im ranting about my boring day again. Sorry if it bothers you, but i bet you are having one boring day too.

Okay, just something for you guys, i'll post a picture of me when i was a kid! (:


Owh yeah, im new at this blogging thingy, maybe i'll do one on travelling when im older, but meanwhile please help me decorate it. It looks kinda crappy. (: Just saying.

I'll end today with a simple note,
I love my life, family and my friends like hell. Hope you guys love me too. (:
Good night! (: